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简介上集1、看别人的脸色行事,并不说明你为人处事就替别人着想。2、改变自己很难,改变环境更难,我该肿么办...
上集 1、看别人的脸色行事,并不说明你为人处事就替别人着想。 2、改变自己很难,改变环境更难,我该肿么办? 3、脸说:你为什么不要我了?!快回答呀,我在问你话呢。 4、如果直到2012年12月21日你仍是单身一人,那么你就不得不承认这样的事实:即便世界末日,也没人愿意和你在一起。 5、吵架吵到激烈的时候一般都会出现耳聋耳鸣等症状,最常见的一种情况就是一个人重复地对另一个人说“你再说一遍!”。 6、别骗自己了,你以为你这是拖延症吗?!你这是懒。 7、昨夜睡觉,梦见自己家的房子被强拆了,醒来后才发现是虚惊一场,我根本买不起房子。 8、我拆快递的时候真的很像个强女干犯,表情和动作还有心理活动都是一样的。 9、同学本是同班鸟,一到放学各自飞。 10、生为中国人,死是中国魂。至今思项羽,不会说英语。 11、什么东西看不见摸不着但很重要?普通青年:空气;文艺青年:爱情;我: WIFI…… 2、减肥这种事从来不会船到桥头自然直。你这体重,没到桥头船就沉了。 13、“你若暴饮,我便暴食。” 这是我听过的胖子情侣间最忠贞的爱情宣言。 下集 1、人是铁,贱是钢,一天不犯闷得慌。 2、便秘有一种委婉的说法:我有一种不翔的预感。拉肚子也有一种委婉的说法:我有一种滑翔的感觉…… 3、指桑骂槐时,你们有没有考虑过桑树的感受?你们知道么,桑树真的很桑心。 4、你跟没心没肺的人掏心掏肺是何苦呢。 5、比起惊喜,我更喜欢惊吓,因为前者不好意思发飙。 6、有一名群众,他叫“纷纷”。 7、千万不要以为毒品是世上唯一沾上就脱不开的东西,这种天你敢沾一下秋裤试试,沾完了你再脱掉试试! 8、女人和恐怖份子唯一的区别是,恐怖份子是可以谈判的。 9、一个人之所以被称之你的女神,真命天子,不是因为其外表出色,身材诱人抑或学识丰富,潇洒多金,只是因为你看上人家,人家看不上你而已。 10、自己的热脸贴对方的冷屁股,还总认为自己还做得不够好... 在自己眼里,这是爱;在对方眼里,这是烦;在别人眼里,这是贱。。 11、人生的三大错觉:手机震动、有人敲门、还有,他(她)喜欢你。。。 12、当一个女生说她要减肥的时候,千万不要相信,尤其是吃货。因为说这句话时,她刚吃饱。

Just because you look at other people's faces doesn't mean you think of others when you do things for others. 2, change oneself is very difficult, change the environment is more difficult, what should I do? 3, the face said: why don't you want me? Come on, I'm asking you a question. 4. If you are single until December 21, 2012, you have to admit the fact that no one wants to be with you even at the end of the world. 5. When quarrelling is fierce, there are usually symptoms such as deafness and tinnitus. One of the most common situations is for one person to repeat to another person, "say it again!" 6. Don't lie to yourself. Do you think this is procrastination?! You're lazy. 7. I went to bed last night and dreamt that my house had been demolished. When I woke up, I found it was a false alarm. I couldn't afford to buy a house at all. 8. When I took apart the express delivery, I was really like a strong female criminal, with the same facial expression, action and psychological activities. 9. The students used to be birds in the same class. Once they got to school, they flew separately. 10. born Chinese, death is the Chinese soul. Why do people still miss Xiang Yu and can't speak English? 11. What is invisible but important? Ordinary youth: air; literary youth: love; I: WIFI. 2. Losing weight never comes straight to the bridge. Your weight, the boat sank before you got to the bridgehead. 13. "if you drink too much, I will overeat." This is the most faithful declaration of love between fat couples I have ever heard. 2: 1. A man is iron, and a base is steel, and he does not commit boredom for a day. 2. Constipation has a euphemism: I have a hunch that I won't hang out. Diarrhea also has a euphemism: I have a gliding feeling. 3. When referring to mulberry and locust, have you ever considered the feeling of mulberry? You know, mulberry trees are really sad. 4. Why do you and heartless people pull out their hearts and lungs? 5. I prefer shock to surprise because the former is embarrassed to get angry. 6. There was a crowd whose name was "one after another." 7. Don't think that drugs are the only thing in the world that you can't get rid of. Don't you dare touch long johns on such a day. Try it again after you touch it. 8. The only difference between women and terrorists is that terrorists can negotiate. 9. The reason why a person is called your goddess, the right one, is not because of his excellent appearance, attractive figure or rich knowledge, handsome and rich, just because you have a crush on others, and people do not like you. 10, their own hot face close to each other's cold ass, but also always think that they are not good enough. In their own eyes, this is love; in the eyes of each other, this is annoyance; in the eyes of others, this is cheap. No, no. 11. The three delusions of life: cell phone vibration, someone knocking at the door, and, he or she likes you. 12. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don't believe it, especially foodie. Because when she said that, she had just had enough to eat.

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