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趣聊2019-08-08 25 人围观
简介1、有对一模一样的双胞胎兄弟,哥哥的屁股有黑痣,而弟弟没有。但即使这对双胞胎穿着相同的服饰,仍然有人...
1、有对一模一样的双胞胎兄弟,哥哥的屁股有黑痣,而弟弟没有。但即使这对双胞胎穿着相同的服饰,仍然有人可立刻知道谁是哥哥,谁是弟弟。究竟是谁呢? 答案:他们自己 2、有一位刻字先生,他挂出来的价格表是这样写的:刻“隶书”4角;刻“仿宋体”6角刻“你的名章”8角;刻“你爱人的名章”12元。那么他刻字的单价是多少? 答案:每个字两角 3、一个人有三根头发,为什么他还要剪掉一根? 答案:他想做三毛的哥哥 4、华先生有个本领,那就是能让见到他的人,都会自动手心朝上。这是怎么回事? 答案:他是个中医 5、老人梅友并到医院去做检查,结果医生告诉他说要看开一点,请问他得了什么病? 答案:豆鸡眼 6、世界上什么人一下子变老?答案:新娘。因为今天是新娘,明天是老婆。 7、一颗心值多少钱?答案:1亿。因为一心一意嘛! 8、台风天气要带多少钱才能出门?答案:四千万。因为台风天气没“事千万”不要出门。 9、要考试了,不能看什么书?答案:百科全书(百科全输)。 10、如果明天就是世界末日,为什么今天就有人想自杀?答案:去天堂占位置 11、提问:布和纸怕什么?回答:布怕一万,纸怕万一。原因:不(布)怕一万,只(布)怕万一。 12、提问:铅笔姓什么?回答:萧。原因:削(萧)铅笔。 13、提问:麒麟到了北极会变成什么?回答:冰淇凌。原因:冰淇凌(冰麒麟)。 14、提问:从1到9哪个数字最勤劳,哪个数字最懒惰?回答:1懒惰;2勤劳。原因:一(1)不做二(2)不休。 15、提问:怎样使麻雀安静下来?回答:压它一下。原因:鸦雀无声(压雀无声)。 16、提问:历史上哪个人跑的最快?回答:曹操。原因:说曹操曹操到 17、提问:30-50哪个数字比熊的大便厉害!答案:40 原因:事实胜于雄(熊)辩 18、朋友家做客,朋友非要杀个鸡吃,还说逢年过节杀鸡都是他的事。 见他抓住鸡脖子,手上拿着刀!十来分钟去了,鸡被活活掐死了...……他告诉我,拿刀是为了转移鸡的注意力。然后我就把年前借他的2000块钱还给了他。 19、禅师把一罐汽油倒小明身上,然后划了一根火柴,火苗靠近小明脸前。问:“悟到了什么?”。小明:“不吹会死?”。

1. There are identical twin brothers. The brother has a mole on the ass, but the brother does not. But even if the twins wear the same clothes, one can still immediately know who is the brother and who is the brother. Who is it? Answer: they themselves 2, there is a engraving Mr., he hung out the price list is as follows: engraved "official script" 40 cents; engraved "imitating Song style" 60 cents engraved "your name chapter" 80 cents; engraved "your lover's name chapter" 12 yuan. So what's the unit price for his engraving? Answer: twenty-three cents per word, a person has three hair, why does he have to cut off one? Answer: he wants to be Sanmao's brother. Mr. Hua has a skill, that is, people who can see him will automatically turn their palms up. What's going on here? Answer: he is a traditional Chinese medicine 5, the old man Mei you and go to the hospital to do the examination, the doctor tells him to look away a bit, excuse me what disease has he got? Answer: bean corns 6, who in the world suddenly grow old? Answer: bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife. 7. How much is a heart worth? Answer: 100 million. Because of one's heart and soul! 8. How much money does it take to go out in typhoon weather? Answer: 40 million. Don't go out because of the typhoon. 9. It's time for the exam. What books can't you read? Answer: encyclopedia (encyclopedia). 10. If tomorrow is the end of the world, why would anyone want to kill themselves today? Answer: go to heaven to occupy a seat 11, question: what are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: be afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of just in case. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (cloth) afraid of just in case. 12. Question: what is the last name of the pencil? Answer: Shaw. Reason: sharpen (Xiao) pencils. 13. Question: what will Kirin become when it gets to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn). 14. Question: which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest from 1 to 9? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 industrious. Reason: one (1) do not do two (2) endlessly. 15. Question: how to calm the sparrow? Answer: press it. Reason: silent (silent). 16. Question: who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao. Reason: say Cao to 17, ask: 30 to 50 which number is more powerful than bear stool! Answer: 40 reason: the fact is better than the male (bear) argument 18, the friend home is a guest, the friend must kill a chicken to eat, but also said that killing chickens during the Lunar New year is his business. I saw him grab the chicken neck with a knife in his hand! After more than ten minutes, the chicken was strangled alive. He told me that the knife was to distract the chicken. Then I gave him back the 2000 yuan I borrowed from him a year ago. 19. The Zen master poured a can of gasoline into Xiaoming, and then struck a match, which was close to Xiaoming's face. Q: "what have you learned?" . Xiao Ming: "if you don't blow, you'll die?" .

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